There’s one thing I always meant to ask Jack, back in the old days: I...– from “Torchwood: Children of Earth - Day Five”. Gwen Cooper speaks into a camcorder, after the government has agreed to give an unknown alien race ten-percent of the Earth’s child population.
ARIES: The look on your face will be priceless, when you find that 40-pound...– from “Your Horoscope for Today”, by “Weird Al” Yankovic.
miss u btw.– a text I received, shortly after midnight last night, from someone.
The one you love is closer than you think.– from a fortune cookie I had tonight, on our Tuesday dinner visit to Pei Wei. I happened to be sitting at a table with Ryan and Steve (and, okay… Jenna, too). Aw.
Alright, it’s a Jammy Dodger - but I was promised tea!– The Doctor, in “Victory of the Daleks”, after the Daleks find out that the “TARDIS Self-Destruct” is, in actuality, a cookie.
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[...– from “Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid” by Lemony Snicket.
The Blog of Life →
A little place where I store some pretty amazing thoughts, and from time to time allow myself to believe that I am, quite frankly, funny.