You just used ‘obviate’ and ‘ain’t’ in the same sentence.– Harry Dresden (via dardrian)
When you want to show someone a song but you...
lafuckingboludatotal: But you’re like, “No that’s embarrassing!” Tip on knowing if I like you: I actually sing it, regardless of how ass-y I sound. (I dare someone to test that.)
I love when stuff I posted several months ago...
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
Deconstructing Hate Mail
The text you are about to invest a significant amount of time in reading (that is, if you click the “Read More…” option) is split into two parts: An e-Mail entitled “Letter” at the beginning of November 2010 from my mother’s husband. Commentary and deconstruction I have provided to shine information in the face of the ridiculousness of the initial e-Mail. The...
I think tonight is going to consist of me...
Watch out… it’s going to be a long one.
Never ask me what I would do if I had 24 hours...
It's a shame I think lowly of crossover fanfics...
Just had this scene in my head, where Jack Carter ends up zapped into the TARDIS, and when he meets the Doctor, the Time Lord tells him that he owes Nathan Stark on a bet they made a while back… on how fast a transdimensional cantroducing schism machine could make a perfect grilled cheese. Stark bet “thirty-seven seconds”. The Doctor bet “applesauce”. Needless to...
Watching Phil Dunphy running around with the GPS...
And thus, the campaign for “Phil Dunphy for the Doctor’s Next Companion” begins!
Nathan: When we had powers we didn't abuse them! We didn't rape or murder anyone!
Curtis: Uh, she raped me, and we murdered loads of people