August 2012
disembodied-reggae-space-voice:
I wonder if anyone’s ever had a crush on me.
Like an honest little crush - it didn’t have to be for long. Just, like, they’d smile when they heard my name, or whenever they were reminded of me, and just grin because we were texting or talking. They actually wanted to get to know me more and steal a kiss or a hug and have it mean something more than it would...
On a lighter note...
After seeing a reblog that “redheads may become extinct by 2060”, I am now willing to do any- and everything to ensure that this wonderful aspect of our species continues to thrive.
My Ask Box is always open, if there are any takers, or if you know of anyone who might fit that qualification. Spread the word. Knowledge is power.
Not much going on, 'round here...
Excepting, of course, for the fact that my nephew’s maternal grandparents threatened, earlier today, that they are in the process of getting my older brother arrested; this, in an attempt to get the ball rolling for when their 90-day period with my nephew’s second-oldest sister has expired and they can dig their claws deeper into gaining complete guardianship for the girl.
Reblog if you would have gotten away with it, if...
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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Anybody wanna chat? Anyone? →
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“I had it in me, all along,” I whisper as I reach to flush.
jamie-christian-follese:
smatter:
I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
now that’s what i call a family
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July 2012
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mossdeepcity:
if you ever feel sad remember that there are hot and horny singles in your area waiting for you
psa on how to reblog long text posts as text posts...
funimationentertainment:
oh no! a long post you really want to reblog! but you always get it as a link but it’s an important reference post or whatever and you need it as a regular text post!
well
click that little “as…” you see there
and now you should see this
now click “as text” and now
you can now reblog your long text post without a dumb link (｀・ω・´)
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Genius runs on two hours of sleep.
Me: You know why they call it "Ecuador"?
Sweet Teeth: Why?
Me: 'Cause "Ecuawindow" sounds weird.
Sweet Teeth: Ah, ha-ha...!
Me: You thought I was going to say something about the Equator, weren't you?
Me: That's what they call a "misdirection".
Sweet Teeth: Well done...
Me: Know why they call it "misdirection"?
Sweet Teeth: ... why?
Me: 'Cause she separated from Mister Direction, a while back.
Sweet Teeth: Wow.
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chuckle-at-sluts asked: cooookiesss :3 ( this is the one word thing btw)
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dustinalex91:
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.
TOTALLY, AND UTTERLY, BALLS TO THE WALL, BRILLIANT!!
OMFG YES BUT NO
Haha, this is awesome.
I literally just watched the best thing in existence!
Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I...
jesusamenfashion:
this should be interesting, if i get any at all.
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