This Wonderful Bag of Stuff

474. It is forbidden to fight on the Killing Ground.

473. The past is a very good place for history. (submitted by mcenchilada)

I mean, I like “Harry Potter” and all, but… have you ever ridden on the back of the Great A’Tuin?

Like… seriously?

470. Elementary Necromancy: Lesson #1. Learn how to use a shovel.

465. There’s plenty of time to sleep in the grave, but no one wakes you up with a cup of tea.

464. When you have a good grip on their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

463. The gods are not so much worshipped as blamed.

360. The way of enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.

455. Bad fortune-telling is harder than the real thing. You need a good imagination.

454. If death happens to you, you are among the first to know.